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Roger Clemens had hot balls
Pax Arcana I’ve always had a soft spot for Roger Clemens. It’s in my backyard, and by “soft spot” I mean “quicksand-filled trench in which I hope to lure the bloated jackass and fire potatoes at him until he begs … Continue reading
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Roger Clemens might just be lying about this steroid business
Pax Arcana Last week, the brain trust of lawyers and agents representing distempered gorilla Roger Clemens defended the hulking mongoloid’s unprecedented late-career numbers by releasing a report aimed at proving that nothing unusual was going on. In yesterday’s New York … Continue reading
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Roger Clemens to return 2000 World Series ring to rightful owner Mike Piazza
Not really. Our guess is he’ll turtle up, refuse to answer questions, then bully reporters when pushed. Then he’ll continue the downhill slide that was interrupted only by 10 years of steroid abuse, finishing next year with a 5-12 record. … Continue reading
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Nerding out on baseball at the Museum of Science
Pax Arcana Pax Arcana and the luminous and courageous Mrs. Pax Arcana beat a path down to the Boston Museum of Science last night to hear Bill James, the grand poobah of baseball nerds, and his protege Rob Neyer hold … Continue reading
Pitchers and catchers blah blah blah
Pax Arcana The sordid tale of the lumbering ox also known as Roger Clemens has pretty much dominated baseball news recently, but I suppose it’s worth noting that pitchers and catchers have reported to Spring Training, heralding a new day … Continue reading
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Anno Paxus: The Top Posts of 2007
Since we’re just killing time until the fat man brings us our HDTVs and train sets, we thought we’d do a recap of the year in Pax Arcana — which was actually far less than a year since we only … Continue reading
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Opening Day
Pax Arcana Though the Red Sox and A’s have already played two games in Japan — and the Braves and Nationals christened the new Nationals stadium in walk-off style last night — today marks the really, really real, actual opening … Continue reading
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