Pax Arcana
You can tell how important a country is by the type and size of scandal required to upset the sitting government.
Here in America, we just had a president who started a war by lying about what the enemy was doing and a vice president who drunkenly shot some dude in the muthafuckin’ face — and instead of throwing them both in Leavenworth we reelected them. Didn’t want to change horses in mid-stream, we told ourselves — even if the horse was walking with its head up its ass and shooting other horses in the face.
That’s what it’s like to live in the most powerful nation on earth. It takes a 10-mile stretch of highway just to slow us down, and another 20 before we can change direction.
Meanwhile, the Australian government is hanging by a thread because a car dealer who lent the Prime Minister a used SUV in 2007 also received money from a government program. Adorable!
In February, Mr Grant was one of several dealers seeking assistance from Ozcar, a government fund designed to help dealers needing credit to stock their showrooms.
Emails tabled at a Senate inquiry on Friday showed communications concerning Mr Grant’s request had been copied to Mr Swan’s ministerial advisers, as well as the Treasury secretary, Ken Henry. Two were sent to the Treasurer himself.
The Treasury official Godwin Grech, who is in charge of Ozcar, said Mr Grant was “not your average constituent”.
The Opposition claims this level of attention contravened Mr Swan’s statements to Parliament that Mr Grant received the same treatment as other dealers.
Reached for comment, wallaby pundit said the following:
“These blowies are cross as a frog in a sock, but all this earbashing is just furphy really. Now if you’ll excuse me I’m gonna go chuck a sickie and go hit the turps. I’m dry as a nun’s nasty today.”
Rudd swerves on car scandal [Sydney Morning Herald]
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June 12, 2009 at 2:20 pm · Edit
So are you a homeowner now or what? And when’s the moving date so I can make plans for that weekend?
Hot Tamale Baby, Buckwheat Zydeco
Bitch, The Rolling Stones
Where I End And You Begin (The Sky Is Falling In), Radiohead
Moonglow, Django Reinhardt
Troy, Sinéad O’Connor
I Feel It All, Feist
Fun World, Mission of Burma
Mutherfuker, Beck
Good Advices, R.E.M.
Go it Alone, Beck
June 12, 2009 at 2:25 pm · Edit
You know what I don’t understand? How is it that Teixeira always looks so constipated?
June 12, 2009 at 2:46 pm · Edit
Mortgage commitment is supposed to come through today. Then I will start relaxing. Except that mortgage rates are jumping like a bitch right now. We had a chance to lock at 5.15% two weeks ago and our guy told us not to, because they would probably go down in June. D’OH!
Assuming the bank makes a horrible mistake and gives us the loan, we should take possession on June 25. We’re in California the week after that, then we’ll probably move throughout the month of July. We may be douchebags and request the help of able-bodied men for one morning of heavy-lifting, or we may just hire movers.
June 12, 2009 at 3:47 pm · Edit
1. Mark Olson & Gary Louris – Kick The Wood
2. Jimi Hendrix – Machine Gun
3. Rage Against the Machine – Roll Right
4. Otis Webster – Boll Weevil Blues
5. David Bowie – Life on Mars
6. Paul McCartney – Bluebird
7. Sparklehorse – Revenge (feat. Wayne Coyne)
8. Band of Horses – Is There A Ghost
9. Aretha Franklin – A Brand New Me
10. Swan Silvertones – A Brighter Day Ahead
June 12, 2009 at 3:49 pm · Edit
Or you could do what we did: Be douchebags and put out the call for able-bodied men.
June 12, 2009 at 3:52 pm · Edit
Make that “Be douchebags and hire movers.” We did both.