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Lil Wayne has a way with words (disclosure: I’m a little obsessed with his jaw-dropping lyricism these days — see for yourself here) but dawg needs to work on his relations with canine kind.
All Lil Wayne wanted to do was cruise through Arizona on a chartered bus with a bag of weed (3.7 ounces), some blow (1 ounce), a couple hits of X (1.5 ounces), a few small bills ($22,000 in cash) and his Lil Friend (a .40 caliber handgun). Instead he finds himself in the pokey in Yuma County after getting busted with all that contraband yesterday.
It’s always Ash Wednesday at Lil Wayne’s house
This isn’t Lil Wayne’s first brush with the law, but it may be the first time a telepathic dog has busted someone by transmitting secret brainwaves to the authorities. Here’s how Reuters reports the story:
Border patrol agents stopped the bus at about 11:30 p.m. on Tuesday after a dog alerted them to possible drugs on board, Bratcher said.
So the bus was moving, and the dogs just knew there was bad stuff on board, huh?
Or maybe a bus load of black guys with dreadlocks and gold teeth just get searched no matter what.
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